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Me: I threw out your tomato soup. Roommate: I was going to give that to charity. Me: It expired in 2008!
Here is what happens when a consultant and a non-profit employee become roommates. A typical dinner conversation turns into a cost benefit analysis like the following: Cost of Buying a Vacuum + Time Required to Vacuum < Throw Out $20 Rug + Sweep Dust Under Couch We call these conversations: #MajorRoommateDecisions
When one roommate is away, the other will “play.” This is a scene experienced by 9 of out of every 10 roommates informally polled by Roommate for Rent. What caption would you add to the messy sink?
I convinced my roommate to join JDate. I even helped write her profile. She got engaged to the guy. Yet somehow, she forgot to invite me to the wedding!
Introducing, Roommate-isms: funny one liner’s your roommates says or you wish you could say to your roommate. Submit your entertaining roommate-ism today by commenting below. If privacy is preferred, drop me an email – levy dot julia at gmail.com. Best submissions will be posted and illustrated.