Neighbor for Rent

hah1This note was discovered on a friend’s doorway leading into the apartment, (lovingly) left behind, anonymously, by a neighbor.

Dear Neighbors:

Your bathroom looks directly into our living space. We’ve seen (unintentionally) tenants of your apt in various stages of undress (including completely naked). We assume this is as embarrassing to you as it is to us. If you wouldn’t mind keeping your curtain closed, we’d all be spared this embarrassment.

Thanks,

Tenants of (Address hidden to protect the innocent or guilty)

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